Formula 1 brings Norfolk Day intro disrepute by unpatriotically disqualifying King’s Lynn icon George Russell from the Belgian Grand Prix.

We dive into the numerological significant of Oscar Piastri's first grand prix victory and the return of Sizzler to Queensland in the run-up to the Olympics.

We discuss the surprisingly strong case for F1 to borrow heavily from Channel 9 rugby league (rugbaleeg) sports telecasts of the 1990s.

Grass. Cream. Garboldisham. Crowds. The South Downs. Ovaltine. Cream. Heaps of cream — cream and lawnmowers. Summer holidays in creamy Cromer. Vaulting over a stile in the country lane. Catching sticklebacks in an old tin can. Honestly, nanny, I never touched them. Piano lessons with Mrs Duckworth. Father’s hands on the steering wheel. Sit up straight! Going faster and faster. Locked in the cupboard for being rude to Mrs Howlett. Take the Wolseley for a run. England. Elgar. South Downs. Bath olivers. Oh, play the game. Elbows off the table. Who’s a brave soldier, then? Daddy’s hands all steamy and starchy. England and cream. Creamy old England. Custard creams. Strawberries and cream. English cream. Creamy England. England. Cream. The cream of old England.

Formula 1 prepares for the climax of the season and the greatest event in world sport, the Grand Prix of Great Britian (sic).

Flavio Briatore returns to the F1 paddock as a team boss and immediately a motorhome catches fire. We play everyone's* favourite segment Jacques On, Jacques Off.

We champion more drivers taking sabbaticals, and Colton Herta is mentioned for some reason.

F1 1997 world champion John Newhouse voices some unsavoury opinions due to reasons comprehensible only to the world of numerology.

With Esteban Ocon's Alpine axing breaking exactly 47 minutes after we stopped recording, this week's episode is mostly about Pantone colour charts.

Do yachts honk, and who shot Mario Andretti over the lost email?

Lando Norris's Mar-a-Lago blessing wears off as Max Verstappen wins again.

We reveal which mandatory HR induction courses Adrian Newey is most likely to fail before his three-month probation expires.

LANDO NORRIS WINS HIS FIRST GRAND PRIX — BY A LOT. HE WON IT OVER THE CROOKED RADICAL LEFT MAX VERSTAPPEN WITH HISTORIC NUMBERS. NO COLLUSION. WITCH HUNT!

Several drivers prepare for life in the bin after a team of degenerates kicks the driver market back into life ahead of the Truman Show Grand Prix.

Trigger warning for UK residents: the following episode of Box of Neutrals may contain spoilers for the 2024 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix.

The prospect of Weibo virality teaches us the meaning of being a succulent Chinese meme.

We exclusively leak audio of James Vowles responding to Alex Albon's first-lap crash in Japan. Plus: which website domain has Peter McGinley forgotten to renew (unusual)?

The prospect of Weibo virality teaches us the meaning of being a succulent Chinese meme.